"AMAGADAMAGADAMAGAD A-MA-FRIGGIN-GAD!" *slips out of human hearing range*
"Holy Ben Browder, did you run into a Gluttony at the store or something?"
Armageddon - When Aquil eats an entire warehouse filled with ribs.
"...A burp so epic that it shatters all the windows in a ten mile radius, causes an earthquake too large to be measured, tidal waves higher than that one building in San Francisco, and causes giant robots to come to Earth just to see what the heck the noise was.
Ashify - To rise from the Member Graveyard as a zombie.
"OMG look. OC's back!"
"She totally just Ashified."
Back Tickling - An illicit activity that draws the disapproval of others.
"Hmm... I haven't seen Smeel and Aquil in a while..."
"I'd say they're back tickling, if you know what I mean."
The Battle of Raving Mammoth - The battle in which Aquil and Smeel retook the Smeel Cave. However, the Cave was destroyed in the process.
"Name one important event in Poliwager history!"
"The Battle of Raving Mammoth!"
Bot Inflation - When there appears to be a few members on, but half of them are bots.
"I was super pumped, 'cause I saw there were six users online, but three of them were bots."
Champagne - The alcoholic drink of Poliwager.
"I just got a six-pack of beer. PARTY TIME!"
"Psssh. Noob. Champagne is where it's at."
To "Chaze" - (v.) To assemble a complete directory of the member's phone numbers.
"My God. Mandy's contact list has 9001 people on it."
"She totally Chazed."
Cheeseburger - A delicious American food. See Slix.
"Wanna go get a cheeseburger?"
"Hey, don't eat our admin!"
"Oh, right. Sorry. DON'T BAN ME!"
Chococo's Cookies - A promise that is never fulfilled.
"Smeel was supposed to give me five dollars if Sneakachu got banned, but I haven't gotten it yet."
"Just like Chococo's cookies."
Class Posting - When people get on the forums in computer classes, study hall, etc.
"Oh look, it's 'study' hall."
"Ha, yeah, see you on PF."
Coco - Something that can be repeated infinitely.
The Death Spear - Aquil's weapon of death and destruction. Is always wielded at the most inappropriate of times.
"You know what would be epic?"
"Smeel's shotgun vs. the death spear."
The Eyes of Mandy - An invisible, Big-Brother-like force that appears to see everything.
"All the way home I felt like I was being watched."
"Like the Eyes of Mandy were upon you?"
The Flirting Cycle - The cycle of women between Slix, Chaze and Smeel in that order.
"Oh look, Slix is done flirting with so-and-so."
"Uh oh, she's about to start the Flirting Cycle. She's coming your way, Chaze."
"Can you speak?"
"You sir, are a garlic loving vampire."
Grilled Cheese Mutant - The half human, half grilled cheese sandwich mutant, child of Aquil and a grilled cheese sandwich.
"We must slay the evil Grilled Cheese Mutant!"
"Bon voyage bro."
Hug Psychiatry - The philosophy that all you have to do is BELIEVE!
"Ugh. I don't get geometry."
"I don't think you're believing hard enough."
It Would of Been Nice - An expression of regret, a real shame.
"it would of been nice if you used a bit of proper grammer by using a comma"
The Love Quadrangle - Slix + Hug + Chaze + Smeel = DRAAAAAAAMA
"The Love Quadrangle is the best RL soap ever, even better than that stuff on Univision."
"Whoa, that's saying something."
Lol, Jeremy - A dramatic final goodbye.
"Well, chances are we'll never see each other again."
*bro hug* "Bye."
"What is it?"
"DUN DUN DUN DUN! Until next time on 'Confessions of a Broholic'!"
Mandy Speed - The only known speed to surpass that of light. Estimated at some 2171471853280172 light years a second.
"Faster then light...
Angry when she's P'ed...
When the chicken walks, she puts her head down
Now you're going Mandy Speed!"
"OMG I love that song!"
Math - Aquil's one and only skill.
"@aquil no unlike like you I am social in real life i know how to talk to others."
"Dude, stop trolling. Aquil's a frigging math genius."
The Member Graveyard - The awesome people who for whatever reason can't be on much anymore, if at all. Includes OC, Platinum Attack, Greenskeleton, and others.
"I wish the people in the Member Graveyard would come back as zombies."
Monthly Tourney - Something that never seems to get done, or always gets postponed.
"I keep on meaning to go out for a jog, but I always forget. It's such a monthly tourney."
"I saw we had a new member, but I haven't seen any posts by them... must be a one-timer."
Open Forum - The one and only time us Poliwagers can unite as one, hear each other's stories, and help each other out, opinion and bias free. At any and all other times, you can and will be subjected to opinions, insults, and possibly thrown tomatoes.
"In other news, squishy tomatoes have been flying around the Poliwager tubes like shrapnel. Should another open forum be declared? Let's ask our viewers..."
Pear - Local Toblerone addict.
"And remember, kids: never approach a Pear without an offering of Toblerone!"
The Poliwager House - Formerly the biggest party spot on the internet. Met its end when Slix lost internet and smeel, OC and the usual suspects destroyed it in a drunken rage.
"OMG Slix is off LET'S PAR-TAY! GET DOWN IN THE POLIWAGER HOUSE! WOOOOO--"*explosion*
Pulling a Sneak - To resemble the infamous member Sneakachu by either (a) making illiterate and unreadable posts, (b) arguing excessively, (c) practicing extreme hypocrisy and contradicting yourself, (d) making constant and unnecessary references to the NBA, in particular Michael Jordan, or (e) getting ragebanned by Piratice. See Troll.
"o my bad i didn't see the extra i after don't. it would of been nice if you used a bit of proper grammer by using a comma."
"Hey, shut up and stop pulling a Sneak."
The Rave Cave - Built from the ruins of the Smeel Cave. It is a place where dancers, popcorn enthusiasts, and dirtbike racers of all types are welcome.
"Bro. Are we going dirtbikin' today?"
"Nah, we're hitting up the Rave Cave."
Slix - A delicious American food. See Cheeseburger.
"So kids, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a Slix when I grow up."
Slix's Lady Friends - The single biggest source of new members.
"Whoa, we've been really active lately."
"Must be the influx of Slix's lady friends."
The Smeel Cave - The hangout spot. Smells of grapes. Sold to the Persians and was subsequently turned into the rape cave.
"I still think smeel should buy the cave back from the Persians."
The Smeel Codes - The laws of conduct and "etiquette" for the forums, because even total bros have some commandments.
"Now class, recite the Smeel Codes from start to finish!"
"NUMBER ONE: THOU SHALT NOT EAT OTHER MEMBERS. OTHER VIOLENCE IS ENCOURAGED.
NUMBER TWO: THOU SHALT NOT HEED THE WORDS OF QUILLYKINS, FOR HE SPEAKS FOR SATAN.
NUMBER THREE: THOU SHALT NOT POINT OUT THAT THERE ARE ONLY TWO COMMANDMENTS.
NUMBER FOUR: SHOOT, THERE'S NOT ENOUGH ROOM ON THIS TABLET."
Smeel's Dumpster - The ultimate repository for trash and Skeletons.
"yay that april fools joke you did at school wasn't funny. Only you and chaze thought it was, it was really lame."
"Oh, go to smeel's dumpster."
Smeel's Relationship Advice - The best out there on the internetz.
"Aquil if they're not coming to you go to them. Guess at random, something like that."
Smeel's Shotgun - A looming threat, an ever-ready blow that could fall at any time.
"Ronny knows my biggest secret, and now he's holding it like smeel's shotgun over my head."
"Ouch. Stay on your toes bro."
Smug - Smeel + Hug. Formed at the end of Hug's Flirting Cycle.
"What the heck kind of name is 'Smug' for a relationship?"
"Well, you have to admit it sounds better than 'Slug'."
Squirrel Juice - The manliest drink on Poliwager.
"I don't always drink juice...
but when I do, I prefer the taste of squirrel juice...
Stay thirsty my friends."
Stonesizing - To proclaim that nobody can hug you and fleeing before anyone can do so.
"You will never hug me! Do you hear me? NEVER!" *runs away*
"What was that?"
"Oh, nothing. Jo-van is just stonesizing again.
"Quillykins: Making love to You-Know-Who like it's 1999."
Toblerone - Possibly the only way to calm a raging Piratice.
"GOD YOU NOOBS NEED TO GTFO OR YOU GO THE SAME WAY AS SNEAK!"
"Easy, easy. Have a Toblerone."
A "Triple A" - A mysterious figure.
"Did you see the guy in the trenchcoat and shades?"
"Yeah, he was such a Triple A."
Troll - Someone who interferes with the awesome of the forums. Relatively uncommon on Poliwager. See Pulling a Sneak.
"argue because slix cant admit that cod black op is bestselling in US if yuo knew slix in real life he a bit biast on things."
You-Know-Who - Aquil's hefty stalker. Known for her sexy talk. Not to be confused with the Dark Lord from the Harry Potter series.
"What would you say if I asked to sit on you?"
"Oh God it's You-Know-Who again."