CYOA: You are with your girlfriend
Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:36 pm
You're hanging out with your girlfriend. She is quite the looker, probably around a 718. Not bad, you say to yourself, but then your girl looks at you and you don't mention it again. The two of you had been dating since last year, and it's been quite the experience for you.
"Let's do it," she says. Awesome. You were ready for this. You take off your shirt and she takes off hers...
Suddenly, a huge freaking rhino bursts from her chest. It is easily 20 times larger than her, but you don't question the logic of something that size could fit inside her. I mean, that happens every night, am I right? Ahahaha....moving on.
The rhino that happened to burst from her chest left her skin as an empty shell. Blood was everywhere.
What do you do?
A. Save your girlfriend's skin.
B. Fight the rhino.
C. Run for your life.
D. Aim for the horn.
"Let's do it," she says. Awesome. You were ready for this. You take off your shirt and she takes off hers...
Suddenly, a huge freaking rhino bursts from her chest. It is easily 20 times larger than her, but you don't question the logic of something that size could fit inside her. I mean, that happens every night, am I right? Ahahaha....moving on.
The rhino that happened to burst from her chest left her skin as an empty shell. Blood was everywhere.
What do you do?
A. Save your girlfriend's skin.
B. Fight the rhino.
C. Run for your life.
D. Aim for the horn.