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You're hanging out with your girlfriend. She is quite the looker, probably around a 718. Not bad, you say to yourself, but then your girl looks at you and you don't mention it again. The two of you had been dating since last year, and it's been quite the experience for you.
"Let's do it," she says. Awesome. You were ready for this. You take off your shirt and she takes off hers...
Suddenly, a huge freaking rhino bursts from her chest. It is easily 20 times larger than her, but you don't question the logic of something that size could fit inside her. I mean, that happens every night, am I right? Ahahaha....moving on.
The rhino that happened to burst from her chest left her skin as an empty shell. Blood was everywhere.

What do you do?

A. Save your girlfriend's skin.
B. Fight the rhino.
C. Run for your life.
D. Aim for the horn.


99% of this generation hasn't listened to Gangnamcore. If you're the 1% who has put this in your signature.



I don't care, if we're dead, I am Captain Splendid.
Post Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:36 pm 
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D. Aim for the horn!


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Do you not know? Have you not heard? The Lord is an eternal God, the creator of the whole earth. He does not get tired or weary; there is no limit to his wisdom.
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Post Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:37 pm 
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Also, with these topics I'm gonna make here, you can always reply with something of your own choice, and if it gets enough votes, I'll use it.


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D. If possible, use an electric attack.


"Making sense?" Oh, what fun is there in making sense...?
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I'm gonna bump this


99% of this generation hasn't listened to Gangnamcore. If you're the 1% who has put this in your signature.



I don't care, if we're dead, I am Captain Splendid.
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