Halloween Writing Contest

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#1 Post by Pirate » Sat Oct 05, 2013 6:50 pm

Anything related to Halloween goes for this contest! Prose, poetry, any kind of written pieces are eligible! No minimum OR maximum word limit.

Rules:
Nothing vulgar/explicit (do NOT break any Poliwager site rules!)
Must be Halloween AND Pokemon related (does not have to be Pokemon, could be Pokemon Trainers, Gym Leaders, etc)
Post entries in this topic using [quote] tag
One (1) entry per person

Deadline is October 18
Voting begins October 21

Prize:
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Have fun!
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#2 Post by Chaze the Chat » Sat Oct 05, 2013 7:46 pm

I've got this
99% of this generation hasn't listened to Gangnamcore. If you're the 1% who has put this in your signature.



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#3 Post by The Blue Bandito » Sun Oct 06, 2013 9:15 am

You know, all these contests aren't helping me focus on schoolwork.
That’s it, laughter, it’s the key to everything! It’s the way to solve all the sadness in the world! Being a comedian isn’t being an insensitive prick capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses of the public, it’s being a hero! The world isn’t sad, the world’s funny! I'm a sociopath! Tragedy will be exclusively joked about, because my empathy is bumming me out.

Goodbye sadness! Hello jokes.

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#4 Post by Slix » Tue Oct 15, 2013 6:42 pm

Here's my Halloween Pokémon Haiku.
It's that time of year...
Gastly, Dusclops, Chandelure.
Happy Halloween!

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Do you want to POKéMON with me?
Do you not know? Have you not heard? The Lord is an eternal God, the creator of the whole earth. He does not get tired or weary; there is no limit to his wisdom.
- Isaiah 40:28

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#5 Post by Chaze the Chat » Thu Oct 17, 2013 10:13 pm

A sexy man named Steve wrote: SUNG IN THE TUNE TO THE POKEMON THEME SONG
I'm dressing up, for Halloween.
The night has just begun.
To get candy is my real test
To eat it is my cause.

I will travel, across the 'hood
Searching far and wide.
Each house I hit, should understand
The candy that's inside *holds up a Candy Bag*

Chorus
HALLOWEEN(Gotta trick or treat) it's you and me,
I know it's my destiny
Halloween, oh, it's my favorite day,
And I'm gonna eat away...
HALLOWEEN (Gotta trick or treat) a day so true
This sugar will pull us through
You give me and I'll eat too,
HALL-O-WEEN, gotta trick or treat.

Yeah
(Guitar riff)

Every challenge along the way,
Full of sugar I will face,
I will collect every day,
and then I'll stuff my face

Come with me, the time is right,
There's no better time,
Arm and arm, we'll hit each house,
I DO THIS EVERY YEAR!

Chorus
Repeat Gotta Trick or Treat five times
Rockin' Guitar Solo
Chorus

GOTTA TRICK OR TREAT
POKéMON
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#6 Post by Pirate » Mon Oct 21, 2013 9:29 pm

We need at least 2 more entries to begin voting.
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#7 Post by Chaze the Chat » Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:22 pm

We already passed the deadline though. PIRA'S A CHEATER! A DIRTY CHEATER!

*shuts up before I get disqualified*
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#8 Post by Chaze the Chat » Thu Jan 16, 2014 10:35 pm

I declare myself the winner of this contest. HAIL TO YOUR WRITING KING
99% of this generation hasn't listened to Gangnamcore. If you're the 1% who has put this in your signature.



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