What is your Battle Cry?

Pirate · #1 Post by **Pirate** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:10 pm

What is Your Battle Cry?

Who is that, skulking through the terrain! It is Piratice, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a cruel roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to brutalize you with such zeal, your pets won't recognize you!"

#2 Post by **Slix** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:21 pm

Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging out of the hotel lobby! It is Slix, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He screams mightily:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!!!"

Haha, awesome.

catdogmouse · #3 Post by **catdogmouse** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:48 pm

Well... aright

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I destroy all in my path with God on my side!"

Nixen Oha · #4 Post by **Nixen Oha** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:48 pm

Zang! Who is that, stalking across the desert! It is Stone Xivien Oha, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He roars mightily:

"This one's for you, mom! I bring darkness and mayhem like the world's mightiest bad-propane!!!"

Okay? O.o

Let's try Nixen?

Sprinting across the wasteland, wielding buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Nixen Luster Oha! And he gives a spectacular bellow:

"In the name of malice, I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!"

Cool story bro

Ostrid · #5 Post by **Ostrid** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:23 pm

Lo! Who is that, striding amidst the mountains! It is Smeel, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a bloodthirsty bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to clobber you so badly, you will wake up from the Matrix!!"

Yup, this one fits me perfectly <3

Tatsuya156 · #6 Post by **Tatsuya156** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:45 pm

Skulking over the tundra, wielding a reflective halberd, cometh Tatsuya! And he gives a cruel grunt:

"I'm going to pulverize you in such an inhumane manner, your pets won't recognize you!!"

Uhm yeah... Thats totally not me... xD

Luminous Ninetails · #7 Post by **Luminous Ninetails** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:48 pm

Prowling over the hotel lobby, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh Lumionus Ninetails! And she gives a booming cry:

"You in some Ben Browder now, muhfuh! I carve into flesh until there is no more hope!!"

(I LMAO'd at the quote xD)

Tyltalis · #8 Post by **Tyltalis** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 6:03 am

Rampaging through the terrain, brandishing a reflective halberd, cometh Tyltalis! And he gives a vengeful scream:

"I'm going to hump you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!!"

wtf...?

Jolteon · #9 Post by **Jolteon** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:17 pm

Reviving old topics like it's 1999~

Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting through the candy store! It is Jolt, hands clutching a thorned whip! He cries gutturally:

"I'm going to spank you like a rabid gangsta Pikachu, and throw you out the airplane door!!!"

maccrash21 · #10 Post by **maccrash21** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:29 pm

Yea, verily: Who is that, running out of the desert! It is Maccrash21, hands clutching a meaty axe! He cries vengefully:

"I'm going to pulverize you beyond the end of time!"

Lovely

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