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#1 Post by Icefox101 » Thu Dec 01, 2022 9:09 am

This is a fun little game where you come up with the worst updates for Poliwager that you can think of! These could be game-breaking, simply just annoying, or pure chaos in general.

I'll start:

The top 3 users with the most pokemon in their accounts are notified whenever a legendary egg is laid. Also, these same users can see and claim other people's prize pokemon (I.E: From the lottery or from monthly events).
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#2 Post by Slix » Thu Dec 01, 2022 10:07 am

Ok major update time: I create an update that automatically logs people out at midnight every day and it takes 45 minutes to log in again.

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#3 Post by LinneaBorealis » Thu Dec 01, 2022 10:20 am

The Mean NPC Update:
- The Team Rocket Grunt now mugs you and steals all your Game Coins if you don't buy his stuff.
- Stone Man now pickpockets all your Mega Stones if you don't buy one of his Stones.
- If you don't feed it at least once a day, the Wild Snorlax will sit on one of your Berry Bots, forcing you to buy a replacement for the full price of the Extra Berry Pot.
- The Berry Master laments that everyone has become so mean these days and that he feels that he's the only one trying to spread joy to the world. He only gives out berries once a month now since he feels people are using him.

Jesse + James Update:
- New button event where Jesse and James steal one of your Mewtwo-battle eligible Pokémon. If you don't have any of those, they steal a random Pichu, Pikachu, or Raichu.
Make Things Better!

I would super appreciate pokes for my Pokémon:


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#4 Post by Icefox101 » Thu Dec 01, 2022 1:32 pm

Okay guys, quick reminder that Poliwager Adoptables is a community and NOT an adoptables game. In order to fix this and make the forums more active, we have 100% reset all account details to 0 (including berries, money, pokemon, etc). All users are now set back to the rank of 'Newbie' except for mods. If your rank is Newbie, you can only:
* Have 1 Egg and Party member at a time
* Own up to 25 active pokemon at once
* Have 5 friends in your pal pad.

That's it. The rest of the sight is locked. In order to unlock more, you must increase your rank on the forums and post post post! You'll only gain more count in your forum posts if you post in the 'Forum and Site' Section (Everything else and Introductions are not counted because they are unproductive.)

Here's the new required amount of posts per rank:
* Newbie: No posts
* Poliwag Baby: 100 posts
* Poliwag Teen: 1000 posts
(Every other rank is now x10 forum posts)

Hey hey hey, if you can reach Poliwrath Adult, you get the clickback feature! Wow! But only if you're super duper triple active!

(P.S: If you aren't active every 2 days, you'll be tagged as a 'Lurker' and will have your account locked because it takes up user space. If you donate $10+ to poliwager, then you will be given a 35% chance of having your account unlocked for supporting us. No, Donor rank doesn't do anything except lower the chance your account will be banned by 5%.)
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#5 Post by LinneaBorealis » Fri Dec 02, 2022 8:56 am

The 2020 Update: Pokérus has gained a suspicious -19 suffix. All Pokémon still have a chance to get it randomly, but once they have it, they can spread it easily to any Pokémon in the same location. If you send a mon with the disease to the Game Corner or Camp, then they'll give any mons they interact with the disease too. Cubchoo has Pokérus-19 by default.
Now here's the fun part: Any Pokémon at level 95+ and any Legendary Pokémon is an elder and will be deleted from existence if they contract Pokérus-19 due to immunocompromisation. Shiny Pokémon also have differences in their immune systems and will be similarly deleted from existence if they get it.

Bonus: If possible, when one of these Pokémon are deleted, the site should re-ID all the other mons on the site to make it truly deleted, taking up all of the server's resources for long periods of time.
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#6 Post by Icefox101 » Wed Dec 07, 2022 10:00 am

Hey guys, you know that "click the next (x) in the party / owned by the user" feature, right? Well, that's no longer a thing. You have to manually click on and out of individual Pokemon in order to feed them.
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#7 Post by ClaratheBlaziken » Mon Dec 12, 2022 1:45 pm

Hello, with the passing years, we've decided that "Poliwager" is truly outdated, so with Slix backing down after a "sale" we made, we've decided to fix this website as a whole.

First off, Pokemon is too immature and is too old, being around since the 1990s (stupid!), and with the recent mess known as "Scarlet and Violet", we decided to do the right thing and move on. Pokemon are no longer adoptable, and instead, to increase the audience's general age and to become more popular, there are now new, cute NFT inspired creatures to collect, called NfcreaTures! We have decided to not get rid of everyone's Pokemon, as we are aware of people's efforts of collecting them from the before years, but if you keep them, many features are now locked until you get rid of all of them. To get rid of them, you must put them in our sponsored PETA Shelter TM where they will go to sleep and have sweet, peaceful dreams forever. Bye bye, Poliwag! Hello Friendly Frogs! (The website's new mascot and frog NFcreaTure)

We also require for any users with any names related to Pokemon to change their names or else we will manually rename them. For example, if your name is "SuperKrookodile2004", we will rename you to "BoredApeBro2004". Again, Pokemon is too immature and childlike and we need to move on and catch up with time.

Remember! Every NFcreaTure is available for purchase on our website! For any creature bought awards you with a free NFcreaTure of the same name! Even Ancient NFcreaTures (the equivalent of Legendaries)!

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#8 Post by LinneaBorealis » Tue Dec 20, 2022 7:59 am

The Images Update: Graphics have been updated! All Pokémon images are now high-definition renders of the latest 3D models, and these models are re-rendered every time the page loads for maximum accuracy. This is to evolve the site with the times artistically, and to ensure that high end PCs are just as laggy as everyone else to improve site fairness (never mind what it does to low end PCs...)

The Game Corner Reloading Update: You know how every time you do something on the Game Corner, it has to reload the page? Well, I hope you love that, because now almost everything that used to be on the right hand bar is one BIG page, that reloads with each action like usual AND automatically reloads every 15 seconds like the Game Corner. Convenient? It must be! Everything's so close together now!

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#9 Post by Icefox101 » Tue Dec 20, 2022 5:11 pm

Every time you feed a pokemon, it plays a 20 - 40 second long dance animation to show you that it's soooo happy! Awwww! Wait, what do you mean it takes you forever to feed party pokemon? JUST. WATCH. THE. CUTE. DANCE.
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#10 Post by ClaratheBlaziken » Tue Dec 20, 2022 5:25 pm

To help pay for server expenses, we've decided to put more ads up on the website. Surely you'll understand!

...Wait. What do you mean the ads on the top, bottom, left and right of the web page that scrolls down with you are obnoxious and makes other features harder to click on? Oh, and don't mind that pop up ad that shows up every time you feed a Pokemon! And what are you talking about "you got redirected to a suspicious Free Half Life 3 Rom download 100% real no virus funny songs for kids by Cocomelon.xyz.cn.ru.biz.info/how-to-build-a-nuke"!? You're crazy! And that fake chat on the bottom that's telling you there's a Portuguese girl 10 miles away from your house? Don't worry, she's a wanted criminal. Just lock your doors and board up your windows!!! Everyone stop complaining! It's not that bad!!! As I've said before! It's for server expenses, not for my own agenda to get your credit card info so I can go out buy dumb, useless things! If you don't like it, toughen up, buttercup!

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