Black Friday
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- Poliwag Grandparent
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Do any of you go out on Black Friday? I usually just look at the online deals but I think I might go out tomorrow...
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- Poliwag Teenager
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- Joined: Sat Aug 10, 2013 2:06 pm
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- Location: Under your bed with a camera and a jar of fat-free mayonaise
I'm working I'm probably going to die.
That’s it, laughter, it’s the key to everything! It’s the way to solve all the sadness in the world! Being a comedian isn’t being an insensitive prick capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses of the public, it’s being a hero! The world isn’t sad, the world’s funny! I'm a sociopath! Tragedy will be exclusively joked about, because my empathy is bumming me out.
Goodbye sadness! Hello jokes.
Goodbye sadness! Hello jokes.
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- Poliwhirl Adult
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- Joined: Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:00 pm
Went today because my brother's birthday present to me is the A Link Between Worlds special edition 3DS XL and it's on sale at Target.
I almost never buy anything but I have to go because my mom doesn't want to leave me home alone.
I almost never buy anything but I have to go because my mom doesn't want to leave me home alone.
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- Poliwhirl Teenager
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- Location: Somewhere, over the rainbow
So hopefully everyone managed to get through the day without being trampled?
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- Administrator
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- Poliwag Teenager
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- Joined: Sat Aug 10, 2013 2:06 pm
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- Location: Under your bed with a camera and a jar of fat-free mayonaise
I (an employee), almost got trampled over some garbage cans. Just let that sink in for a moment. Garbage. Cans.
That’s it, laughter, it’s the key to everything! It’s the way to solve all the sadness in the world! Being a comedian isn’t being an insensitive prick capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses of the public, it’s being a hero! The world isn’t sad, the world’s funny! I'm a sociopath! Tragedy will be exclusively joked about, because my empathy is bumming me out.
Goodbye sadness! Hello jokes.
Goodbye sadness! Hello jokes.
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- Poliwhirl Teenager
- Posts: 2,611
- Joined: Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:11 pm
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- Location: Somewhere, over the rainbow
Retail work on Black Friday... I don't envy you.
Those jobs would be so much better if not for the customers.
Those jobs would be so much better if not for the customers.
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- Newbie
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- Poliwag Teenager
- Posts: 132
- Joined: Sat Aug 10, 2013 2:06 pm
- Gender: He/Him
- Location: Under your bed with a camera and a jar of fat-free mayonaise
Well, I didn't have to work, so that's always a plus.
That’s it, laughter, it’s the key to everything! It’s the way to solve all the sadness in the world! Being a comedian isn’t being an insensitive prick capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses of the public, it’s being a hero! The world isn’t sad, the world’s funny! I'm a sociopath! Tragedy will be exclusively joked about, because my empathy is bumming me out.
Goodbye sadness! Hello jokes.
Goodbye sadness! Hello jokes.