Corrupt a wish!

#61 Post by **Slix** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:54 pm

Granted, but their ghost haunts you in your sleep.

I wish for less dishes to wash.

Triple A · #62 Post by **Triple A** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:56 pm

Granted, but then you cut your fingers off while washing a knife.

I wish it wasn't so late so I could sing.

Pirate · #63 Post by **Pirate** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:01 pm

Granted, but then someone duct tapes your mouth.

I wish school didn't exist

Triple A · #64 Post by **Triple A** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:02 pm

Granted, but then you wouldn't know how to read.

I wish I was naked.

Pirate · #65 Post by **Pirate** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:03 pm

Granted but then you can never put clothes on again

I wish I had X ray vision

Triple A · #66 Post by **Triple A** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:06 pm

Granted, but it goes through everything, so you can't see anything.

I wish I had a new jacket.

Jolteon · #67 Post by **Jolteon** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:58 pm

Granted, but it makes your skin blister.
I wish I didn't live in a boring, pretentious-propane neighborhood.

Chococo · #68 Post by **Chococo** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:00 pm

granted but you are transported to a neighborhood on mars where aliens take a liking to u
I wish i had more wishes

Jolteon · #69 Post by **Jolteon** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:01 pm

Granted, but the wishes can only apply to your worst enemy.

Chococo · #70 Post by **Chococo** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:01 pm

Granted but nothing happens
I wish jolteon would make a wish

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