Dumb problem, dumb solution

ClaratheBlaziken · #1 Post by **ClaratheBlaziken** » Thu Jan 19, 2023 1:48 pm

If there was already a thread like this, my apologies.

So I may or may not have stolen this thread from another forum but whatever. The game goes as the name suggests- give a dumb problem, give a dumb solution, and the cycle continues on and on!

For example:
Person 1: Help! My refrigerator is running!

Person 2: Don't worry, I will send it to the shadow realm!
Why did the Chicken Cross the road?

Person 3: How do you know if it ever crossed the road? Maybe it took the sidewalk!
What if I turned all the grass blue????

Alright, have fun, go as crazy as you wish (but please don't break the rules)! Make sure to answer questions and ask them, alright?
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Why are birds so fluffy?

#2 Post by **LinneaBorealis** » Thu Jan 19, 2023 2:52 pm

Because static electricity. When they flap their wings the electricity increases enough that they repel the ground away from them.

I can't tell all my exactly the same little yellow pencils apart, what do I do?

I love squirtle line · #3 Post by **I love squirtle line** » Thu Jan 19, 2023 6:17 pm

Easy, You buy different colored pencils not just yellow ones or of course you can put different colored labels on them if you want to have those specific pencils.

How does a dog get so cute?

Icefox101 · #4 Post by **Icefox101** » Thu Jan 19, 2023 9:16 pm

Dogs are extremely powerful psychics. When you say, "awwww what a cute dog!", that's actually the dog trying to take over your mind (though it may not be as powerful as they want it to be).

Help! How 2 catch shiny Mew!?!?!!?

ClaratheBlaziken · #5 Post by **ClaratheBlaziken** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 7:29 am

Catch a regular mew and soak it in blue dye for a day or two. That should do the trick!

How to convince Oshi to give me Banana Bread?

#6 Post by **LinneaBorealis** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 7:49 am

Steal the yellow part of his emolga fur. It tastes like bananas and you should be fine putting in a handful of it in your bread in place of actual fruit.

My hamster turned green, how do I fix it?

ClaratheBlaziken · #7 Post by **ClaratheBlaziken** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:25 am

Silly! That's just hamsters in their natural state? Didn't you know?

What's better for lunch: Pine cones or rocks

I love squirtle line · #8 Post by **I love squirtle line** » Sat Jan 21, 2023 5:54 am

Well both are very good for you but it depends on how much protein you want to get because you see pine cones have a lot of protein while rocks don't have as much, but in the end rocks, they are much tastier.

My computer is black, what do I do? I already tried turning it off and on again!

ClaratheBlaziken · #9 Post by **ClaratheBlaziken** » Sun Jan 22, 2023 10:32 am

Tape a picture of the Windows XP Bliss background with a few icons to the screen and ditch it! No will ever know!

How 2 download free Minceraft?!!?!?!??!

I love squirtle line · #10 Post by **I love squirtle line** » Sun Jan 22, 2023 10:36 am

It's quite simple: Minecraft education edition is free so if you are in a school or college ask your computer professor to sign up the students in your class and because of how it is modified it is somehow both a fun survival videogame and an educational source of computer programming. If you have a job then ask your boss to sign you up since that also works for some reason.

I can't find my role of tape and I don't want to go to the store to be able to tape that picture to the screen, what do I do?

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