The Monster Game

ClaratheBlaziken · #1 Post by **ClaratheBlaziken** » Thu May 11, 2023 8:22 am

Idk I just remembered this one from a forum a long time ago so I'm gonna try it out here, except I'm gonna change it up because why not. Basically, you're a monster trying to blend in with human society. So the first person asks a question about you acting or being strange, and the person below has to make an excuse, then ask another question and so on. So for example;

Person 1: What's up with the bug eyes?

Person 2: They're...uh...glasses! They're glasses! For a party!
Why are you eating a cake...made out of bugs?

And so on. Here, I'll start:

Kind miss/sir would you mind telling me why there are wings sprouting from your back? It is quite strange!

I love squirtle line · #2 Post by **I love squirtle line** » Thu May 11, 2023 10:19 am

Don't you know that it's October 31st, this is just a costume!
Why are you missing... Half your body?

Icefox101 · #3 Post by **Icefox101** » Thu May 11, 2023 1:50 pm

I got it amputed for medical reasons! I'm just getting my prosthetics replaced in the mean-time.

Mind telling me why you have an elephant trunk?

ClaratheBlaziken · #4 Post by **ClaratheBlaziken** » Fri May 12, 2023 10:03 am

Face mask!! But I don't wanna wear the boring ones so this one has to do! It's pretty fun, right?

Hey why are you turning into a giant frog?

#5 Post by **Slix** » Fri May 12, 2023 10:19 am

I’m a scientist and we’re studying amphibians! It’s to learn more about their culture so we are dressing up as them.

Why do you howl when the moon comes out?

ClaratheBlaziken · #6 Post by **ClaratheBlaziken** » Mon May 15, 2023 9:43 am

Not howling, screaming. It's this therapeutic thing I do to let it all out, you know?

Hey I couldn't help but notice your skin is..uh...green. Like, really really bright green. What's up with that?

I love squirtle line · #7 Post by **I love squirtle line** » Mon May 15, 2023 10:27 am

Really epic game of paintball, there were even giant bombs of bright green and blue paint.

Why is your hair look like it's made out of feathers?

ClaratheBlaziken · #8 Post by **ClaratheBlaziken** » Tue May 16, 2023 9:04 am

So I have a part time job at a daycare and it was arts and crafts night. The kids threw glue and feathers on my head and...uh...I've been having a lot of trouble getting it out!

Hey why do you have goat legs?

#9 Post by **Slix** » Wed Sep 20, 2023 10:10 pm

Well you see, I'm just trying to fit in for this talk I'm doing later this evening at the local zoo. I want the animals to know I'm harmless!

What do you always make a face like you're winking at us?

ClaratheBlaziken · #10 Post by **ClaratheBlaziken** » Mon Feb 19, 2024 6:54 pm

My eyes....they're so dry.....it's a medical condition called "dry-eye...osis...itis...something."

Uh, mind telling me why you're 12 ft. tall?

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