Oshi's Earthbound playthrough

[Oshi]

I wonder how many people read this?
Well anyways, I was in the town of Threed and there was zombos everywhere, so I had to fight their leader. Which is some weird goo.
1st try.
Had low PP and got wrecked after a few turns.
2st try.
Had almost full PP, 20 minute battle, still lost.
Now I am just grinding ( for not RPG players, doing many battles in an area to level up.)
And I Killed SO MANY FOPPYS
Had to get photo from interweb. Found out Isaac default name is Jeff so I say that from now on.

I'm a monster, but they are so weak and give me so much EXP.

[Oshi]

Okay, while grinding, I got a broken laser gun.
Got Jeff/Isaac to fix it and BOOM.
His offense went up by 20-30.
So I might take on the boss again for a third time.
Current stats.
Ness Offense 77 Defense 56
Paula Offense 50 ish Defense 60
Isaac/Jeff Offence 74 Defence 57

[Oshi]

Well, the one place Oshi post too much.
At least there is usually one guest looking at this post when I'm on.
I got up the courage to face the throw up boss again.

Its been 10-15 minutes, I'm gonna take a break,
It looks like I'm losing the battle.
But it is fun, and I know I will eventually beat him.

[Oshi]

Okay. I looked up a guide.
Apparently, i had this item that makes the boss a piece of cake.
But never thought to use.Fly honey, the bosses favorite food.
So, fourth attempt WILL BE THE ONE!!

[Oshi]

Okay, I used the fly honney for the 4th attempt.
The boss got 3 shoted.
Anywho, Ness has reached Level 30.
OH BABY.
(FYI occasionally when you level up.
The game will say "OH BABY" and a stat will increase more than usual.)

[KOBY15]

I didn't know that happened! It is interesting that sometimes the game just randomly rewards you a little extra for leveling up!

[Oshi]

Yeah, I have seen OH BABY, Sweet, and one more i can't remember.
But it's fun just randomly saying oh baby when you level up.

[Oshi]

I was writing this post, got off for a second, and everything got deleted.
After beating the throw up boss, A path opened up at Saturn Valley.
Went there found did thing.

Beat it and got my second Melody.
(A melody is what I need to beat Giygas. There are eight of them. I will post more story from now on.)
Checked my melody page. And saw this.

Now I am currently back tracking to the cult area because there was a cave there that I should of went into.
This is a great game. My personal favorite/best RPG game I ever played.(sorry Pokémon and Chrono Trigger)
It has a great story, comical moments and forth wall breaks.

And know that game undertale(not really a fan) it was semi based off of Earthbound.
It was made by Ape inc and HAL laboratory. You know HAL (Kirby) but what's Ape?

Ape was a game studio who soon made a new studios. Creatures. So in the end, this post was Pokémon related.
I honestly did not know that until now. So Kirby and Pokémon got together and made Earthbound.
Did that blow anyone's mind? It did mine.
Wow, my longest post.

[Oshi]

Well, after a bit of backtracking
SMAAAAAAASH (when you get a Critical hit it say this.)

Now I'm on my way to the next town.
But one thing stopped my path completely.
One thing that can stop any team/party no matter how high a level they are.

A traffic jam.
I then went to the drug store and saw how rich I am.

Now I'm just wandering aimlessly in the desert because that's what your suppose to do in a traffic jam.
I leave you with this.

[Oshi]

Who knew after wondering the desert for a bit, I could get to the next town?
After exploring the town I found this.

Like it would ever happen
I also saw this.

Who knew Nintendo would let this in a game?
And now one of the most Scariest foes in the game.
Giygas looks cute compared to it.

150 post!