Corrupt a wish!

Jolteon · #51 Post by **Jolteon** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:49 pm

Granted, but then you can't sleep.
I wish all my RL friends weren't so desperate to get girlfriends

Triple A · #52 Post by **Triple A** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:50 pm

Granted, but then they all become furries.

I wish I had night vision.

Jolteon · #53 Post by **Jolteon** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:53 pm

Granted, but you lose your day vision.
I wish I was admitted to Hogwarts when I was eleven.

Pirate · #54 Post by **Pirate** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 10:15 pm

Granted but then you can't get on platform 9 3/4

I wish I didn't have to go to high school anymore

Jolteon · #55 Post by **Jolteon** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:42 pm

Granted, but then you can't go to college.
I wish annoying 6th graders weren't ruining my soccer team D:<

Pirate · #56 Post by **Pirate** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:21 pm

Granted, but then 5th graders start ruining your soccer team

hey, I'm fine with no college! XD

I wish I was at Disneyland

Triple A · #57 Post by **Triple A** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:30 pm

Granted, but Goofy pukes on you.

I wish I had a pet monkey.

Pirate · #58 Post by **Pirate** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:50 pm

Granted, but then you contract a disease.

I wish I could speak Japanese

Triple A · #59 Post by **Triple A** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:51 pm

Granted, but you no longer speak english.

I wish I could never get hurt.

Pirate · #60 Post by **Pirate** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:53 pm

Granted, but then you have to live in a bubble

I wish I could kill my English teacher without getting in trouble

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