Count to 1000 ~ V2 (Now 2000)

[I love squirtle line]

511.
It's not over he still knows how to rip through the wall! Silly @Icefox101 Ha Ha!
We find Oshi holding a let me see... Sack! And I say to @Oshi "Why are you holding a sack and do you know that you died for a second?"

[Oshi]

512.
Oh no, I didn't die. I found this cool rock and went on an adventure! also I think I'm immortal now.
Maybe it was this weird green thing I found. It is a...

Pause until next post for dramatic effect.

[I love squirtle line]

513.
@Oshi @NovariusHaze (who is the leader of the cult) did some universe hacking to kill all 3 of us, I didn't die because I'm immortal but my fake mega blastoise body died. Oh well. Anyway you are mostly immortal because to fix the rip in time and space from the universe hacking we had to make you partly immortal. You can die in combat but other then that you can't die.

[Icefox101]

514
Wait, careful not to make a gary stu, also the pinging is not nice >:[

I wake, lying on the floor, with my eyes still adjusting
"Uhg.... I had the craziest dream...uh... did we fight the cult leader?"

I open my eyes even more, get up, and see that I have degenerated to my previous form
"Well, darn! All that training just to stay that way for a single day... oh well. Wait, did we do it?"

I look at squirtle... err... mew, oblivious that they are the same person. I have a confused expression on my face and say,
"Huh, a Mew? W-where's Blastoise?"

I also turn to see Oshi; with a bright smile that comes on my face, happy to see him, I say,
"Oh, hey Oshi!"

[I love squirtle line]

515.
Then you realize that @Oshi had been missing and said, "wait Oshi how are you here?" And he says, "Squirtle... I mean Mew brought me down. He also told me what happened." "What," Asked @Icefox101 and I said, "oh you too were dead for a bit, It's no big deal I managed to have hoopa and celebi fix the rip in time and space and i made it so the only way for you two to die for now is in battle. Any questions?" And you said, "Where's squirtle... I mean blastoise?" "Oh, I'm sorry about that," I said in a sad tone, then energetically I said, "Do you like this better?" And then I shifted into a mega blastoise then back, then into a squirtle and back and then said, "Does that answer your question?"

[Icefox101]

516
Oh, you were Blastoise/Squirtle? oh... also I'm not sure if I want to be immortal... maybe after we defeat Giritina I'll return to normal?

Uh... what about Slix?

[I love squirtle line]

517.
"He is a god and a poliwag he may or may not be where we left him he will randomly check in on us time to time but I have no idea when we will see him. As for the immortal thing you aren't completely immortal and the only reason you are immortal is because you would be dead otherwise. Also we aren't going to defeat giratina even if we try. And we are not going to try. If worst comes to worst then Arceus will fight Giratina for the crown of the universe and the loser will end up in the void that is the distortion world. We are trying to stop Giratina's cult members from summoning him." Then Colress says, "Here is a thing you might need if worst comes to worst comes to worst comes to worst." Then hands @Icefox101 a master ball and says, "Pokemon can not use man made items so you get this." And I say, "Oh, I know how to use it, but Icefox101 should have it he has a bag."

[Oshi]

518.
Great. I wasn''t paying attention to the conversation. Oh well, time to use my new green rock.
How do I use it again?
Power control?
rock control?
super control?

CHAOS CONTROL!

[Icefox101]

519
"Ah! That's a chaos emerald! Wait! We can use that to fight off the cult! So, if you have that, I guess you should learn how to use it, but be careful."

All of the sudden, some mysterious cloaked figure appears in the room, trying to take the chao- i mean, green rock from Oshi. But after I shoot at them with my cannon, they vanish away.

Well guys, we should be careful what we say. I think they may be listening in on us.

[I love squirtle line]

520.
I then say that's not a chaos emerald. It's a powerful stone that has the power of time and space concealed in it. It would be helpful for the time machine Colress is trying to make but keeps not working. then Colress says I'm not bothered that you can read my mind. I'm not bothered that you can read my mind. I'm not bothered that you can read my mind. I'm not bothered that you can read my mind. Okay Oshi here I'll give you 1,000,000,000 pokedollars if you give me that green stone.