Corrupt a wish!

Chococo · #81 Post by **Chococo** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:36 pm

granted but there is no one to boss around
I wish i had a cookie

superdude3 · #82 Post by **superdude3** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:41 pm

Granted but turns out it is stale
I wish i could sleep all the time

Pirate · #83 Post by **Pirate** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:12 pm

Granted but then your sleeping body gets tossed in the desert

I wish I had more money

Ostrid · #84 Post by **Ostrid** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:31 pm

Granted, two cents more!

I wish I had artistic skills.

Triple A · #85 Post by **Triple A** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:33 pm

Granted, but all you can draw is dicks.

I wish I could speak every language that ever existed.

Ostrid · #86 Post by **Ostrid** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:35 pm

Granted, but you can never speak the right language at the right time.

I wish the pain in my ankles would disappear.

Triple A · #87 Post by **Triple A** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:36 pm

Granted, but you lose feeling on your legs.

I wish I had longer hair.

Ostrid · #88 Post by **Ostrid** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:39 pm

Granted, But its so long it interferes with everything you do.

I wish building things were as easy as they were in minecraft.

Triple A · #89 Post by **Triple A** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:40 pm

Granted, but creepers also exist.

I wish I had 4 arms.

Pirate · #90 Post by **Pirate** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:43 pm

Granted but then you have no legs

I wish I had a laptop

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