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Abraham Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln was born on February 19, 1874. He. grew up in Alberta, Canada, but illegally immigrated to the US when he was fourteen. No one ever found out about this, which is how he was able to become president. After he became president, he was able to beat the south in the civil war by using the Canadian secret service (secretly). When he retired, he went down as the 16th most poular president of the US. One day, someone invented American money. Abraham Lincoln wanted to be on the dollar, but sadly he was notpopular enough to be on any of the dollars, or the quarter, or the dime, nickel, half dollar, gold dollar, silver dollar, or the counterfeit dollar. So they made him a special coin worth 1/100th of a dollar, put his face on it, and called it the penny. When they released it, it even came with a slogan: "Hey, Abe, this is exactly how much we think you are worth!" He then quit his job as a suit/oversized hat salesman and got his friend John Wilkes Booth to shoot him. The government then felt so bad they also put him on the five dollar bill. This also was released with a slogan: "We didn't mean it, Abe!"

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