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#1 Post by Crashinggg » Wed Feb 12, 2020 10:11 pm

Post a new joke every day!! Put the answer in a spoiler tag.

How do you know that hot is faster than cold?
Because you can catch a cold.
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#2 Post by Icefox101 » Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:59 am

Okay, so a mathematician walks into a bakery, he orders a pie, what type of pie you ask? 3.14
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#3 Post by Oshi » Thu Feb 20, 2020 7:38 pm

The only jokes i know are either terrible puns, or very obscure
So here is the least obscure one I can think of right now.
One of Ness's favorite PSIs' is PK fire.
What is Ash Ketchum's favorite PSI?
PK Chu!
Just say it out loud.
(_\ (_) (_) (_) (_) /_)
(o . o) (ᗜ ˬ ᗜ) (o . o)
('')_('') ('')_('') ('')_('')

...Boki!


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#4 Post by Icefox101 » Wed Apr 08, 2020 11:18 am

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

One needs a tweetment and the other needs an oinkment
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#5 Post by Crashinggg » Wed May 13, 2020 10:30 am

XD Lol I love these all so far!

What do you call a moose with no name?
Anonymoose.
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