Super Duper Poliwager Mod Simulator 3000

Icefox101 · #11 Post by **Icefox101** » Thu Jan 19, 2023 9:36 am

Okay, there's a new update! Since our mod team is too tiny and there's too many ruffians around Poliwager... introducing the You-Do-Mod Update! Everyone is a mod now yaaaay! You can add all your custom novelties and ban everyone who tells you that your pfp looks silly! Yaaaaay!

#12 Post by **Oshi** » Thu Jan 19, 2023 12:37 pm

What a silly pfp, now that would be a great site logo, heck all pokemon are now that image too!

ClaratheBlaziken · #13 Post by **ClaratheBlaziken** » Thu Jan 19, 2023 12:38 pm

Because IceFlame44/ClaratheBlaziken won't be quiet about the Torchic evolution line, we've decided to fully remove every Hoenn Pokemon! What do you mean you spent ten million years shiny hunting [insert hoenn Pokemon] or winning the legendary number game! It's not that bad! Hopefully IceFlame/ClaratheBlaziken will learn her lesson now! He he he!!!

Update: Removed all other regions except for Kanto. We have to stay true to the originals, guys, and now that we got rid of every Hoenn Pokemon we realized how much better it would be if we just got rid of every other generation as a whole. Seriously, every other generation has ruined Pokemon! Only true fans will get this!

Update: You can now only adopt Poliwag. Some people have been complaining about how misleading the name is, so why not just fix things up and make that true?

Update: Oshi now is abusing his mod powers to keep Emolga on the site

#14 Post by **LinneaBorealis** » Thu Jan 19, 2023 2:56 pm

Update regarding above: Emolga is now the ONLY Pokémon on the site.

I love squirtle line · #15 Post by **I love squirtle line** » Thu Jan 19, 2023 6:28 pm

Update: There are now 1000 different emolga forms because people like diversity. Also you can't just go to the adopt page to get eggs you have to use the daycare, but good news! If you pay for a subscription to Poliwager Adoptables you can get access to the adopt page, it's just $20.99 per month!

Icefox101 · #16 Post by **Icefox101** » Thu Jan 19, 2023 9:10 pm

Site update: Poliwager is now a Massive MMORPG Open World 100% Science-based Realistic Ultra HD RTX Ray-Tracing Emolga survival game. You can pick from the aforementioned 1000 different emolga species, each are extremely diverse since it takes place in the far future. Have fun! Unless you have a lower-end PC...

Also there is now Poliwager Legacy. It's practically the site but how it was ten years ago, including all the bugs as well. True fans will be happy!

ClaratheBlaziken · #17 Post by **ClaratheBlaziken** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 7:38 am

Zinniaroth X is finally in the game! Woot woot!

To summon her, players must cooperate. There is a 0.5% chance of getting a dark orb (Not to be confused with Zekrom's item) from interactions or a 2.5% chance to get it from a 1,000 click reward! The players must all pitch in to combine all the dark orbs together (there are 15), and once they do, they must type in a secret password. Once Zinniaroth X is summoned, every player must fight her! You cannot win, though, as Zinniaroth X is invincible. You cannot bribe her with berries or items. You can only faint or flee. Only Pokemon that are level 95+ can hold some sort of ground against Zinniaroth X.

Zinniaroth X has a chance to turn a random Pokemon of yours into an orb and throw it into the sea (you can only get it back if you have HM Dive, but even then, the chance is rare). To prevent this, you must leave the tab open on your page and pray she doesn't come by! Remember, if you encounter her, you have to fight her with your Party Pokemon! Have fun!

#18 Post by **Oshi** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 8:54 am

We now have a sexy Machamp that steals other people's lemonade and goes to parties by stealing party pokemon

ClaratheBlaziken · #19 Post by **ClaratheBlaziken** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:02 am

There is now an IRS system in Poliwager! There is a multiplier for how much money you have and make in a year, but the top 5 richest users do not have to pay their taxes. Remember, the less money, the more taxes. If you do not pay your taxes and get a tax pass, we will start taking away your pokemon, starting with your shinies, then novelties, then legendaries, then mythicals, and continuing on from there.

I love squirtle line · #20 Post by **I love squirtle line** » Sat Jan 21, 2023 6:02 am

Update: There is now a sturdy shedinja apocalypse in the game since we didn't include it only 1000 different emolgas and that sexy Machamp to keep the spirit of Pokemon, if one attacks you you have to fight it off using yourself and your party pokemon but good luck because there is a 25% chance they are paralyzed when you encounter them and a 25% chance they are wearing safety goggles when you encounter them. You better hope they don't get both! And yes we could easily fix this by making them be in the game in a different way then the apocalypse, but no we won't add them to the game.

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