Super Duper Poliwager Mod Simulator 3000

ClaratheBlaziken · #31 Post by **ClaratheBlaziken** » Thu May 04, 2023 7:34 am

To reduce the problem of hackers, every user is now obliged to fill out an entire form with all of their personal info that only they would remember including their name, home address, 4th period teacher, favorite emotion, worst injury and so on! Everytime they log in they must fill out this entire sheet again so if you forgot something on there your account will be locked and you have to meet the people at Emolgar Forums/Adoptables, etc. to prove it's really you! Hope you wrote that sheet down!

I love squirtle line · #32 Post by **I love squirtle line** » Thu May 04, 2023 10:14 am

Sorry if you can't play any of the games for a while, our newest update caused a glitch that made nothing work so we have to work on patching that. See you in a month when Emolgar is finally restored!
*One month later*
SO ummm... Emolgar is still down see you next month.
*One month later*
Okay two months.
*Two months later*
We'll get back to you guys next year!

ClaratheBlaziken · #33 Post by **ClaratheBlaziken** » Fri May 05, 2023 7:58 am

Hey guys so apparently someone broke into our 200 mi^2 server room so we're gonna definitely legally "buy" another plot of land, this time 458 mi^2 so not only will the severs (hopefully) crash less and run smoother and faster and hold more people, we will also claim more land for Poliwagerlandia. We apologize for the wait but it's worth it!

Icefox101 · #34 Post by **Icefox101** » Tue Nov 21, 2023 11:51 am

Update! To reduce lag on our site, when you click refresh on the adopt an egg page, you won't see the same eggs again for 10 minutes. It's also live, so everyone's seeing the same page. If someone else refreshes, it auto-refreshes your page too! You also get a max of 3 refreshes per day!

ClaratheBlaziken · #35 Post by **ClaratheBlaziken** » Mon Feb 19, 2024 7:03 pm

If you have a profile picture that is either not original or a pokemon related picture, you will be banned for copyright infringement and reported to local authorities.

Icefox101 · #36 Post by **Icefox101** » Sun Feb 25, 2024 9:12 pm

We've implemented a new anti-bot program! It will auto-scan everyone's IP address and if you are found living in the same 10k mile radius as another person, your account will be temporarily auto-closed. If you think that your account has been faultily closed, please contact the new auto-mod with this form:

IRL Picture of you: (So we know you're actually NOT a robot!)
Certificate of Birth: (More anti-robot proof)
Computer System and Version:
Zip Code:
IP Address:
Driver's Licence: (If you don't have your own use your parents')
Preferred Computer Setup:
Amount of Devices in your home:
Your Wifi Router:
Everything in your Hard Drive: (EVERYTHING!)

If you have been taken down because of a relative or a friend in your area, please fill out the form for both people. Note that account sharing is highly prohibited.

Have a good day!

-Auto Mod

// Okay don't actually do this please

ClaratheBlaziken · #37 Post by **ClaratheBlaziken** » Thu Mar 21, 2024 7:16 pm

We are now going to host our very new PoliCon!!! It's a huge convention for all Poliwager Users (forum, adoptables and so on)! We have several exciting things such as:

*Food [stale popcorn, dollar store lemonade]
*Exciting games! [A dirty twister game mat and those magazines you find at the doctor's office]
*Movies [It's just cars playing on repeat]

Make sure to bring your 3ds because you'll be there for 48 hours....AND THE DOORS ARE LOCKED!!!

Have fun!!!

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